10% OFF OSCIETRA AND THE RETURN OF THE BARD

10% OFF OSCIETRA

Looking at my records, I see that it really is some time since I let you have some of our excellent Oscietra at a discount, so time I did. This is the “Little Brother” of our Royal Oscietra, which many of you enjoyed last month. It has the same great flavour, but slightly smaller eggs. It looks great, with tobacco brown variations through out and it is a big favourite here in the office. The offer will run until the end of the month.

THE BARD OF GRINDSTONE RETURNS FOR THE EU REFERENDUM.

I know that the below has nothing to do with caviar, but I also know that some of you enjoy the outpourings of the Bard of Grindstone, so I thought I would share it with you all the same. Recently, the Bard attended a Fishing Club dinner, where he had to tell a fishy story. His response was to update the tale of Jonah, which I hope will bring a little light relief to your day.

Jonah was a very unfortunate chap

After the Empire, just taking a nap

When along came a fish, huge on the fin

Opened its mouth and sucked him all in.

 

Now Jonah lay between the sea so blue

And the digestive juices with a greenish hue

No one would listen to him scream and shout

Should he stay in or should he get out?

 

If he got out, he knew he might sink

At least he would be free from that dreadful stink

If he stayed in, he would be left to his fate

Rotting in comfort with all that the fish ate.

 

If he got out, his house price would crash

The pound would fall, and workers he’d slash

Across the continent, he would struggle to trade

Restrictions on travel would surely be made

His family would die in a terrorist act

The French would shaft him, that is a fact

A plague of locusts and the black death be

If he survives, it will be World War Three

The sky would fall in and the sea would rise

No, no, no getting out would not be wise.

 

If he stayed in, his fate would be sealed

Treaties of Europe cannot be repealed

No school places or beds for his babies

Uncontrolled migration is taking him to Hades

And Angela’s army of refugees

On its way here to bring him to his knees

His business is strangled by EU red tape

From  the debts of others he cannot escape

His family would die in a terrorist act

The Germans would shaft him, that is a fact

Costs billions of pounds for ever and ever

No, no, no staying in would not be clever.

 

Should he stay in or should he get out

Difficult choice there is no doubt

Which ever side that you best abide

At long last you get to help Jonah decide

Whatever results to be your wishing

on the 24th June, I’m going fishing.

 

Have a good Bank Holiday.

 

Yours

Angus & the Team at Caspian

0845 606 8868